Is this not the only picture anyone ever shows us from the movie? It is definitely mostly a war movie. So I guess I will not be seeing it again, but I will give it four stars for being cast entirely of brilliant actors and actresses.
*Start sweet potato fries.
Wait, is this a war movie? How did I not know this was a war movie? Is that BurtLancaster or Montgomery Clift?
*Organize spice drawer.
Debra Kerr's husband is a real jerk. Who's going to have an affair with Deborah Kerr? Oh, Burt Lancaster. Why does everyone want Montgomery Clift to box so much? Why are they torturing him like that until he agrees to be on the boxing team? What's the big deal?
*Make ingenious cardboard inserts to keep spice drawer in order.
So that famous scene on the beach is only five seconds? Hey! That's Donna Reed!!! Is she a cooch dancer, or just a companion? Oh, Montgomery Clift, does Donna Reed really love you?
Oh no!!! Oh no!!! Frank Sinatra!!! I didn't know this was going to be a sad movie!!!
*Pack up left-overs to put them in the frig.